Thinking of titles is too tiring

So, with the team, I went to Symbiosis, Pune a week ago. There in the face of top competition from top institutes from around the country, we fucked up. We managed to win a few top spots, a gold here, a silver or two here and there, some times we made it past the elims. Oh, and we won the overall trophy. Overall participation points! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Underrated my bumholio!
Ok, problem is I won a voucher for a complimentary session at Kaya Skin Care Clinic. And I don't want it! Cos it bloody sucks! Why would someone who's won a quiz want a session at some dumb skin clinic! Anyway, the following is a PR statement regarding the affair issued by Crow Inc
Mastermind Moorthy worked overtime to solve this problem and was visited by Godzilla in his dreams and a solution was given. It involves lots of death and destruction and capital expenditure so it has been canned. Godzilla's back up proposal, which had a better ppt presentation to go with it has been accepted for now. It basically suggested that the voucher be sold on e-bay. Mechanism has been set in motion to implement this plan and it is hoped that a favourable result will be achieved soon.
Crow Inc would like to thank all for the concern shown.

Neat huh?

This is Origin of the species by U2, Bono himself claims that this is the most under rated track on How to dismantle an atomic bomb, and I totally agree

Ode to Loose Motion

Julab Julab go away
little Crownish wants to play
sonofabitch! i'll make you pay
Julab Julab you're so gay!


Why does my fart..
Stink so bad..
I don't know..
But it feels so Rad!


This project thing is really fucking up my head. Next i'll be writing Abscess's in Rectums.

Working on a Project

Radio and TV project underway, i'm listening to these songs. DTH in india is a pretty hard subject to research. Bloody stupid system for higher eduction.
Q: How many teachers does it take to understand that we can just ctrl c + ctrl v throughout our lives and get away with it?
A:all the teachers till now and still counting..

I fear the day when people come out with assignments that challenge. Then my white chaddi's will hang from a stick. Lets just hope that day doesn't come. For a while atleast.Not this semester, please.

This is sing by travis. British bands have so much more better melodies. While American bands have that hardness which makes them different.

hope it plays

Blood Diamond

I saw Blood Diamond today. It's a well made movie. Totally mind blowing subject. Something you really wouldn't have thought of. The situation in Sierra Leone now is cool, but blood diamond is a very real problem. Diamonds are in demand, all over the world, they are after all, forever. That campaign, diamonds are forever, was started in the 1950's and is often hailed as the best campaign ever. It has kept diamonds in demand ever since. A decent job, huh?
Diamonds are in demand and conflict diamonds form part of supply. They come from conflicted areas, where civil wars wreak havoc on the lives of millions. Rebel armies capture villagers and make them slave over diamond fields in inhuman conditions to find these diamonds with which they buy weapons. Oppressive and inefficient governments add to the misery of the affected.
We slave in our workplaces. We save up. We buy over priced diamonds (Diamonds are available in plenty, but flow is strictly regulated to keep prices in the sky). We show off. They die.
They are no different from us.

My Blog

Greetings!
I am the chief and I bring with me lots of crap. To be reading my blog, your life must be really sad. I pity being you. Hahahahaha!
I shall post as often as possible. You can read the posts and leave your comments, but seriously I wouldn't care because it's my blog! Suckers! All co incidence is co-incidental, so if you resemble/bear resemblance to any of the schmucks written about, tough luck being you!
This is fun.

Chief Schmuck