Dinner With Friends: Astrology and shit

In the midst of dinner with friends...

A: I don't believe in it. Besides, my zodiac sign hasn't changed. It's the same.
P: Yeah, mine has. I was a Pisces earlier. Now it's the thing that's before Pisces.
A: Aquarius
P: Yeah Aquarius, and my planet, you know, my ruling planet, it was Neptune earlier. Now it's your.. what do you call it, it's....
A: ?
P: Wait, wait.. wait for it.. it's uhh..
A: Mercury? Venus? Earth? Mars? Jupite-
P: Anus. It's Uranus.
A: ....
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