Friday, May 15, 2009

Vacancies filled

Despite the fact that I hate them from the bottom of my heart because they beat my team in the finals of the IPL last year, I've gotta admire the Rajasthan Royals for now have not one but two of my most highly rated players
Graeme Smith and Johan Botha
Both are definitely gonna be my henchmen when I become an evil overlord and assemble a crew worthy of a Guy Ritchie movie.
Smith will do the evil beating up and throat choking and lifting by the collars and generally not speak much except with his Uzi. Botha will handle the torture equipments, plant the car bombs, acrobatically steal the jewels and make the ransom calls

Warne will definitely be a associate, with his poker skills, tactical acumen, man management abilities, leg spin ( wrist spin at that!) and for his knack at being a excellent showman. He has however expressed his desire to be my food and drinks tester, you know, to check for poison and laxatives and such stuff.

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