Showing posts with label fantasy. Show all posts
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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Trump players = fail



30 points for fielding. Gave away 7 runs with a wide thrown in in the solitary over he bowled. A negative score for getting out on 1 when chasing a measly 119. When you've scored nearly 30,000 runs in top flight international cricket over 20 overs, you're expected to score in a T20 match against overweight Indians and overweight South Africans. NOT EPIC FAIL like you did yesterday!

Sanath Jayasuriya went one better and got out for a duck. My other trump player tries to rein in his natural game against a two bit attack after having slogged faster and better bowlers in earlier matches. And then he takes a dump all over a ball he should have let go. Senile Sri Lankan Sanath.

In the other match, thanks to my frenetic transfers in the earlier stages I was just a spectator. Roelof van der Merwe came in in place of i don't care who. My Trump Player blessings went to Praveen Kumar after a smirk at Kumble. His reverse acronym skipper KP held PK back too long and Roelof in the meantime claimed a wicket that would have been easy pickings for PK. How brilliant of you Roelof, now how about you you Roelof a cliff?

Kumble who I did not make TP picked up 2. At a very economical rate too. Figjam dinosaur. Kolkata continues their trend of under achieving to lose the match. The city of joy should change it's name to Laughing and then their team can be called Laughing Stock Riders.

The online picture editing tool joined the party too. It failed me. You can see the ghost of a fail behind the more massive expressive angry young man fail.

As I posted this today's TP Adam Gilchrist failed. This is not justice.

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