Dinner With Friends: Chicken where it shouldn't be (Little NSFW)

A night in a different city, on a dinner with friends. A city I'm in on a work trip, just for a day, so this dinner is pretty much the only time I can spend catching up with friends.
We decide on a place where we can eat and talk. Eat eat, Talk talk and also Afford afford. Sad thing we couldn't Drink drink or even just drink.
It's all looking good and it tastes fine but then wait a minute, what's this? The friends inform me the paneer is normally rubbery. Haha, guys but this one's a bit too much.... hold on.. can't be.. is this.. yes it is..*spittle flying.. it's CHICKEN! What. The. Fuck!