Sleep Sleep Go Away

I woke up late today. By late I mean 5 in the evening. That's 13 hours of sleep. But that's still nothing by many standards.
Dr. Crownish's lab experiments have found that specimens feel very cranky after such long spells of hyper inactivity. They go around scratching themselves, yawning, abusing co inhabitants of the shelter and feel a overbearing need to relieve themselves. The specimens are restless, hostile and in very a disruptive and anti social mood. In the wild it is considered dangerous at such moments to cross the territorial pissings laid by the animals.


I felt real cranky and dirty. Part of my misery can be explained by the fact that my last shower was in a time long long ago in a galaxy far far away. Also, Orkut was acting funny the last time I tried to log in. So I went around posting lol and rotflmao and hey baby wanna bounce? in random peoples scrapbooks.

Dr Crownish's further experiments inferred that such long spells of hyper inactivity also mean that the specimens have not had an intake of any kind of nutrition for a substantial amount of time. Such blanks break the cycle of intake of nutrition and hence disrupt the normal proceedings of the cranial processes. Hence a conclusion was arrived upon which stated that consumption of particles which aid in metabolism by acting as fuel is absolutely necessary.

Then there's the bloody projects I need to do.
Bloody teachers come to class with a song playing in their head, itching to screw us over with insane projects. The following maybe a bit too much, but I won't be surprised if it turns out to be the anthem of Teachers Against Students International.

Screw the kids
Let's give the kids a project to do
a project to do, a project to do
Something that'll make them go cuckoo
go cuckoo, go cuckoo

Let's make them scratch their brains out
brains out brains out
Won't stop when in agony they shout
they shout, they shout

We teachers like to act like dicks
act like dicks, act like dicks
We got the power ,and we're arrogant pricks
arrogant pricks, arrogant pricks

So let's screw them kids over
screw them over, screw them over
So let's screw them kids over
screw them over, screw them over